Mt. Diablo Trails Challenge (Brazen Racing) March 19, 2011
When you finish a race and see the following statement in the race-director’s post-race email, you know that you can feelincredibly stupid proud to have even completed the course:
When you finish a race and see the following statement in the race-director’s post-race email, you know that you can feel
"Thank you to all involved for coming out to our race in what were some of the worst race day conditions we've ever had the opportunity to experience.”
In the week after that glorious trail run described in Part I, the weather and weather forecast became gloomier and gloomier and wetter and wetter. Bottom line: It was GOING to RAIN, not just on the day of the race, but for much of the 36 hrs before the race. Translation for trail running: MUD MUD MUD. So I knew the conditions were going to be horrible and downright dangerous. Scrap the original plan to run (or at least start) with my friends, Ron and Katie, in the Half Marathon (sorry you guys, maybe next time). I would be doing the 10K [this minor detail added after its absence was so kindly pointed out by G]
And with it beginning to rain again at the start, there was only so long that I was willing to slog in the mud AND rain. Ron, on the other hand, thrives on suffering; his list of planned events is appropriately titled “Upcoming Torture Sessions.” He takes that title very seriously when he chooses his races.
And Katie…..she would end up running so fast that most of the rain and mud wouldn’t even make it to her skin because of the airflow generated by her speed ;)…..(did I mention that she is FAST?).
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| Me, Ron, Katie before the start |
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| Ron with his "game face" on; he would need it for this "Goliath" of a race. Note the "Samson" hair as well. |
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| Katie doing a pre-race warm-up dance in front of the generator--the only heat source anywhere |
With the two of them off 15 minutes before my start,
I was able to get a little bit of a warm-up in, but it still wasn’t enough. The first 1.5 miles were mildy uphill. Normally, this would be the perfect kind of start for me to allow my joints and muscles to warm up properly. However, with the wet, cold conditions, it took over 3 miles for my lower leg muscles to not feel like they weren’t going to infarct from lack of oxygen. After 1.5 miles, we hung a left and then had to ascend steep, MUDDY singletrack—translation: bottleneck. There was no way you could pass anyone on a narrow, slippery trail—admittedly, I got a bit frustrated here, but that is part of trail racing.
I was able to get a little bit of a warm-up in, but it still wasn’t enough. The first 1.5 miles were mildy uphill. Normally, this would be the perfect kind of start for me to allow my joints and muscles to warm up properly. However, with the wet, cold conditions, it took over 3 miles for my lower leg muscles to not feel like they weren’t going to infarct from lack of oxygen. After 1.5 miles, we hung a left and then had to ascend steep, MUDDY singletrack—translation: bottleneck. There was no way you could pass anyone on a narrow, slippery trail—admittedly, I got a bit frustrated here, but that is part of trail racing.
The “heart” of the course consisted of two big “bumps” with steep ups followed by steep downs. The biggest challenge was trying to stay upright during all of this. I have never seen so many people fall in a race….or heard so many curse words. I was proud that I survived the course and did not fall once on my own. I did fall once when another guy slipped into me and pushed me over—that doesn’t count.
I had given up all hope of a decent time for this distance and difficulty/elevation gain. I did, however, look at my Garmin after the final turn to get back onto the gentler graded trail, and I saw that I had a shot at 1:30. For some nutty reason, focusing on coming in under that time helped motivate me and provided a distraction from the conditions and made the last 2 miles seem less like torture. After all of the survival techniques that I had to employ before then, I surprised myself by being able to actually push the pace during the last 2 miles rather than the near-death plod that I sometimes have to resort to in the longer distance races. If nothing else, it allowed me to mentally get through the “river that was the trail” for the half-mile out to the turnaround and the ankle/knee-deep water crossings that seemed like rivers at that point. By my calculations, I would easily come in under 1:30, but the course was long by my Garmin and I missed 1:30 by 12 seconds. Not a big deal, but, because I didn’t know that the woman I had closed the gap on in front of me was in my age group, I chose to allow some space for her to get a good finishing picture and NOT sprint by her at the end (something that, as a purebred sprinter, I AM good at) resulting in missing a 3rd place age group medal by ONE second! That’s the last time I’ll be nice to someone at the finish ;). And, remember that guy who slid and pushed me over in the mud? Well, now I hate him for costing me a lot more than ONE second!....(just kidding). I ended up 4th out of 10 runners in my age group.
Garmin stats: 6.35 miles / 1179 ft. elevation gain / time: 1:30:12
This race was definitely one for which pictures would have “spoken louder" than words. Unfortunately, because of the rain and the need to have all four extremities available to negotiate the trails, I was not able to bring the camera along for the race. What pictures I did get will have to suffice for the picture/caption summary of my MUD FEST, perhaps better described as SH*T FEST because of all of the sh*t from "you name it" species that was visible in the trail. I don't even want to think about what WASN'T visible.
Sam, Brazen’s RD summarized the course conditions well in the same post-race email referenced above:
Garmin stats: 6.35 miles / 1179 ft. elevation gain / time: 1:30:12
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| A very wet "me" at the finish |
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| Holding the finisher's medal. I was slow enough, that, by the time I finished, it was a nicely tarnished color (actually, Brazen's medals are some of the nicest around) |
| The "sweat check" tent-- the only clothing that DID stay dry! |
Sam, Brazen’s RD summarized the course conditions well in the same post-race email referenced above:
“There was mud way beyond anything that could ever be intentionally created for any kind of "crazy mud run", there were more creeks than we even knew existed on the course, there were course markings obliterated and blown away (our apologies to all half marathoners who got "bonus miles" because of that) and then there was the comparatively small matter of getting blasted with rain and/or hail for just about the entire time.”
The two funniest quotes in the “Race Day Instructions”, given the day's conditions:
"This being a trail run, it's important to balance the enjoyment of the beauty around you with the importance of checking out where your feet are going."
"All courses are marked with ribbons and flour." ...more like "dough."
The best thing to remember about running in the mud: falling into the mud probably won’t hurt you (just your ego); trying to prevent that fall once it starts may result in hurting something much more important than your ego.
The best thing about running in the mud (besides finishing) is that you can’t get lost—just follow all of the muddy footprints…
…unless, of course, you’re in the front like Katie (she did go off course and still won the Women’s Division for the HM). Congratulations, Katie…for successfully confusing all of the other runners who were behind you! (Just kidding—you did a GREAT run in terrible conditions).
The worst thing about running in the mud: having to clean up these:
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| Katie & me right after she came in 1st place woman in the HM Congratulations, Katie! |
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| The mud on these would have been 10 times worse had it not been for the 2 stream crossings in that final 1.5 mile stretch |
Thanks to Katie and Ron, who both put forth commendable efforts in the HM that took some of the sting out of missing my AG bling. Congrats to my friend, Carol, too, for braving the elements with a great effort in the 50K distance of this race.
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| How I'd like to remember this race: Dry, not muddy, and all smiles with one of my favorite, funniest sources of inspiration. |
Finally, Medals of Honor are awarded to Sam, Jasmin , and all of the insane and brave Brazen Racing volunteers for doing the best job possible in those historic conditions. Without all of you, most of us would be still out there stuck in the mud! Thanks also go to Whole Foods for providing a nice post-race BBQ and to Peet's Coffee for TRYING to keep us all warm from the inside.
So my “Big White Ball Theory” has been renamed “Big WET Ball Theory.” I thought it “never rains in California”………
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| You guys always make me smile. Thanks for adding some of your sunshine to this day :) |
Remember to Celebrate Life Each Day! Ann
*--This post written and posted while traveling (again) with limited internet access, resulting in lateness and omissions in original version.
*--This post written and posted while traveling (again) with limited internet access, resulting in lateness and omissions in original version.



























